On cue, a bystander interjects, “They’re not monkeys, they’re apes,” which irks the mother and she walks away.
So here's a big sorry on behalf of jerks everywhere who can't help themselves but tell you, "they're not monkeys, they're apes."
And also, on behalf of people everywhere who know that apes aren't monkeys, thank you so much for getting it straight!
*Jeepers. For me to write a word that I abhor, must mean that I mean business.